Post by Horatio on Dec 20, 2015 18:11:28 GMT
Not in any specific order these are my complaints:
The Death Star Planet, somehow they accumulated enough resources even after the Empire was struggling to build the second Death Star from before.
This Death Star Planet absorbs suns somehow and shots a giant laser that somehow splits into multiple beams of energy to destroy a solar system... they would have been better off just building the Sun Crusher which was a starfighter sized thing that destroys the solar system by destroying the sun.
That Death Star Planet somehow gets destroyed thanks to 12 starfighters and 4 people running around on the ground. Even in Episode 4 there was a small fleet for backup.
Captain Phasma, a character who could have been so good, but was limited to only two scenes basically and like five lines of dialogue. She is captured by Han and the others and, keep in mind she is supposed to be a die hard Empire fanatic, unlocks the planetary energy shield and then says, "You'll regret this" before being thrown into a trash compactor off screen.
The New Order somehow is able to hide for 30 years that the Empire has been defeated by the Rebels and the second Death Star was blown up.
Luke, and his other apprentices got their asses handed to them by the bootlegged version of Jacen Solo named Ben, and Luke was the only one who was able to escape from that whole encounter. The one Jedi master who would be strong enough to set Kylo Ren straight, just walks away and hides on a planet.
The location of that planet was not a secret as soon as they had the first piece of the map. They literally did not need the rest of the map and could have simply aligned the giant freaking piece they had with any other star chart and it would have worked too. And even if they did need the rest of the map they could have simply just opened up R2's memory core and simply seen the info he was carrying since that droid did not have a memory wipe since ever.
Finn was a useless character, he is like a better version of Jar Jar at this point. Sure he has some funny moments I did laugh at he was an idiotic character who was wasted on being the comedic relief. He was abducted from his parents to be in General Hux's Stormtrooper corp which is raised from birth to be hardened soldiers that are supposed to fight. Yet somehow in the middle of that he became a glorified custodian. His first operation he had trouble killing civilians which caused him to think, gee I suddenly don't want to be a Stormtrooper anymore nor do I want to kill people. Then he proceeds to run away killing all his friends who he has trained with and lived with since he was a baby. The character is somehow able to beat bootlegged Jacen Solo, the same guy who destroyed the new Jedi order. Finn also somehow just happens to know everything about the Death Star Planet and where it would be located even though it absorbs suns to power it up.
Kylo Ren is only a good character with his mask on, and I cannot take him serious with his helmet off. This character is amazingly strong in the force, since he is able to rip the thoughts out of peoples minds and only very few people are able to do that. This character who was trained by Luke for a few years since he was a kid according to Leia, when she mentions that she sends him off as a kid to train under Luke. YET Kylo Ren, the same man who defeated a bunch of other Jedi padawans who were probably more skilled than he was in saber combat, is somehow able to be beaten by a Mary Sue character like Rey (well first Finn then Rey), who has never had training, or even practice with a saber.
Rey was a generalized character that every woman writer seems to depict. She is the "strong womyn" type character who is perfect at everything she seems to pick up. Instead of you know actually making a good strong female role that actually learns, she is automatically gifted just because she's the daughter of Luke. The daughter of the same character who just happens to be strong enough to be able to beat Kylo Ren, runs away and hides and lets this mustache twirling, textbook fantasy nazi, "empire" just get away with whatever.
The Death Star Planet, somehow they accumulated enough resources even after the Empire was struggling to build the second Death Star from before.
This Death Star Planet absorbs suns somehow and shots a giant laser that somehow splits into multiple beams of energy to destroy a solar system... they would have been better off just building the Sun Crusher which was a starfighter sized thing that destroys the solar system by destroying the sun.
That Death Star Planet somehow gets destroyed thanks to 12 starfighters and 4 people running around on the ground. Even in Episode 4 there was a small fleet for backup.
Captain Phasma, a character who could have been so good, but was limited to only two scenes basically and like five lines of dialogue. She is captured by Han and the others and, keep in mind she is supposed to be a die hard Empire fanatic, unlocks the planetary energy shield and then says, "You'll regret this" before being thrown into a trash compactor off screen.
The New Order somehow is able to hide for 30 years that the Empire has been defeated by the Rebels and the second Death Star was blown up.
Luke, and his other apprentices got their asses handed to them by the bootlegged version of Jacen Solo named Ben, and Luke was the only one who was able to escape from that whole encounter. The one Jedi master who would be strong enough to set Kylo Ren straight, just walks away and hides on a planet.
The location of that planet was not a secret as soon as they had the first piece of the map. They literally did not need the rest of the map and could have simply aligned the giant freaking piece they had with any other star chart and it would have worked too. And even if they did need the rest of the map they could have simply just opened up R2's memory core and simply seen the info he was carrying since that droid did not have a memory wipe since ever.
Finn was a useless character, he is like a better version of Jar Jar at this point. Sure he has some funny moments I did laugh at he was an idiotic character who was wasted on being the comedic relief. He was abducted from his parents to be in General Hux's Stormtrooper corp which is raised from birth to be hardened soldiers that are supposed to fight. Yet somehow in the middle of that he became a glorified custodian. His first operation he had trouble killing civilians which caused him to think, gee I suddenly don't want to be a Stormtrooper anymore nor do I want to kill people. Then he proceeds to run away killing all his friends who he has trained with and lived with since he was a baby. The character is somehow able to beat bootlegged Jacen Solo, the same guy who destroyed the new Jedi order. Finn also somehow just happens to know everything about the Death Star Planet and where it would be located even though it absorbs suns to power it up.
Kylo Ren is only a good character with his mask on, and I cannot take him serious with his helmet off. This character is amazingly strong in the force, since he is able to rip the thoughts out of peoples minds and only very few people are able to do that. This character who was trained by Luke for a few years since he was a kid according to Leia, when she mentions that she sends him off as a kid to train under Luke. YET Kylo Ren, the same man who defeated a bunch of other Jedi padawans who were probably more skilled than he was in saber combat, is somehow able to be beaten by a Mary Sue character like Rey (well first Finn then Rey), who has never had training, or even practice with a saber.
Rey was a generalized character that every woman writer seems to depict. She is the "strong womyn" type character who is perfect at everything she seems to pick up. Instead of you know actually making a good strong female role that actually learns, she is automatically gifted just because she's the daughter of Luke. The daughter of the same character who just happens to be strong enough to be able to beat Kylo Ren, runs away and hides and lets this mustache twirling, textbook fantasy nazi, "empire" just get away with whatever.